Clocking in at 194 proof, this really packs a whollup. And at $0.79/bottle at Walgreens this is perhaps the best deal out there to drink on the cheap. Sure, its considered “poisonous” and leads to "rapid organ failure" but what doesn't these days? California slaps the ol’ cancer label on everything, so much indeed that it’s a case of Chicken Little and the Falling Sky. Know what I am saying? No risk no fun?
Aged about 45 minutes prior to bottling, the ripeness of this offering is painfully evident. In Portugal, any painfully young wine is referred to Vino Verde. I call this Gino Verde in an effort to bestow it with a sense of class. It has an off-flavor that one can describe as having banana-like qualities. This is due to the acetone content most likely. The burny fruity overtones can be off-putting at first, but once you learn to love the electric banana, you will never want to drink anything else. Gin is for the weak.
Author’s note: Drinking rubbing alcohol is awesome. Do it now, or I will call you a *****.
Aged about 45 minutes prior to bottling, the ripeness of this offering is painfully evident. In Portugal, any painfully young wine is referred to Vino Verde. I call this Gino Verde in an effort to bestow it with a sense of class. It has an off-flavor that one can describe as having banana-like qualities. This is due to the acetone content most likely. The burny fruity overtones can be off-putting at first, but once you learn to love the electric banana, you will never want to drink anything else. Gin is for the weak.
Author’s note: Drinking rubbing alcohol is awesome. Do it now, or I will call you a *****.
Ha, this is way to funny. Very original as well.
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Thanks for the nice words. Of course I expect to be sued any minutes because some mental midget decides to drinks rubbin' booze and gets sick or dies from it. But thats just my contribution to the gene pool.
ReplyDeleteI was going to reply sooner....but it took this long for the blindness to wear off.
ReplyDeleteWhile a favorite at hospital Christmas Parties...I've never been able to get past the aroma.
While crystal clear in color, the nose reminds me of a Dr's Office.